Okay, yesterdays night was one from these which DID happen. I am now thinking - is my list of 'what to do before I die' getting complete so quickly that I will actually die so soon?
First - never trust a bartender
2 - never kiss a bartender
three and four - the only bartender to be trusted is the one, who you had known before he became to work as a bartender. And as soon as he is bartender, you have to stop believing, hoping and - trusting.
5 - there is NO excuse for women not wearing high heels
6 - it is never inappropriate to wear those beautiful nice little golden high heels that you love so much
7 - not even in a church
Now tell me, you were really wondering about my list of 'what to do before I die', were you not?
Next time, maybe.
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